Thursday, July 8, 2010

20 Ways You Know You’ve Entered Motherhood

  1. your cute hair style has morphed into a pony tail.
  2. dangling jewelry is a thing of the past.
  3. the characters in your dreams are all Muppets.
  4. important things like washing your hair or shaving your legs have to be penciled into your agenda book.
  5. you can’t remember the last time you ate a hot meal.
  6. you no longer consider buying or wearing anything that’s dry clean only.
  7. anything written on your “to do list” must be completed with one hand.
  8. you now despise the alphabet song.
  9. you no longer have blisters on your feet from wearing uncomfortable, yet stylish shoes just to make a good impression.
  10. you don’t mind picking someone else’s nose.
  11. it’s been so long since you’ve been to the hair salon, you forgot the name of the salon you've visited for years.
  12. your idea of a prime parking spot is the one closest to the cart return.
  13. you are convinced the most effective way to torture someone is depriving them of sleep.
  14. you have an audience in the bathroom.
  15. Cheerios are a staple food along with milk, bread, and ice cream.
  16. if you only have enough time to stop at one store, you chose The Children’s Place over Ann Taylor Loft.
  17. your pile of laundry has doubled.
  18. you strictly observe meal times and nap times.
  19. you smile until your face hurts.
  20. all the troubles in the world seem to melt away with a sloppy wet kiss.

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